I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone š
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being āgoodā and 10 being ābanging a studentās fatherā, how bad is it that Iām banging a studentās father?
Randomize
