New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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