It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Someone shit on the floor
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
