I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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