my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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