Dual....:-)
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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