Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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