You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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