I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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