She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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