You're so nebulous sometimes
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I need a beard to bite.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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