whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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