I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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