Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Duck Duck Cougar?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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