So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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