Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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