If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
