These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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