we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
