wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
