Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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