My brain says no but my pants say off.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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