Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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