Who did Billy Mays play for?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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