I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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