i can't believe i had my finger in that
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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