I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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