Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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