OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
