yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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