i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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