im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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