i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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