How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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