So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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