Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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