i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
