like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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