Jerry, you need to find god
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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