no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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