he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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