normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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