Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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