My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
i think im in europe. pls send help
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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