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His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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