We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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