and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
