i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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