i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
i now understand why vodka
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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