it wasn't lemon gatorade
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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